Sometimes, it’s good to make fun of yourself. When it comes to my anxiety disorders, I do this pretty often. Otherwise, I probably wouldn’t be able to function.
I’ve reimagined a few of my biggest fears as movies. It’s okay. You can laugh at me. Or with me I guess, because I’m laughing too.
1. “RABIES” – Horror
It’s her own dog – and she knows he’s had all his shots. But when little Max
accidentally bites her finger, panic ensues. Were his rabies shots effective? Did he somehow catch it without her knowledge? Could Max be a killer?
2. “EXPIRED” – Horror
She drank expired milk, now what? Could one glass of expired
milk really be enough to kill an adult woman?
3. “EVERY DISEASE IMAGINABLE” – Romantic Drama/Comedy
After a seemingly normal check-up at the doctor’s, 24-year-old Lauren finds
out she has literally every single disease in the book. Will her husband’s love
be enough to get them both through this dark time?
4. “THE VOMITING” – Horror
It never happens – except for when it finally does. After fourteen years of a vomit-free life, Lauren must face her biggest fear. Will she make it out alive?
5. “TRAFFIC 2: TRAFFIC AT NIGHT” – Psychological Thriller
What happens when a young married couple gets stuck in midnight traffic for over three hours? Will this couple be able to survive the most intense panic attack ever recorded?